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Once upon a time there was a 42-yo woman who dated a 42-yo man. 😀 This guy was from England. He was nothing spectacular…I was trying to downgrade my usually high standards, so Average Joe reaped the benefit of my, um, focus. This guy asked me to be his ‘girlfriend’ on date #3, which shouldContinue reading “Once Upon a Time, There Was a British Guy…”

Okay. For this post, I am going to be talking about stature, penises, and…a surprise topic. I’ll talk about the obvious topics first. Of course, my meme eludes to a song. The song in its X-rated version is talking about dongs, phallis, Peter, cock, prick, d!ck, schlong, Johnson, Willy-wood-member. So…do the ladies like big pickles?Continue reading “Don’t Want No Short, Short Man…or Do I?”